A Word from David Strassman

Hi Everybody. Just want to say that I love you guys. You are all so great and awesome. Now Dave wants to say something to you guys.

Hi Dear Friends,
Dave here. Just wanted everyone to know that Chuck is absolutely not abused or taken advantage of. See his post on his blog today. http://chuckwoodsblog.blogspot.com/

Chuck can be demanding, rude and extremely insecure sometimes. He can act like a real brat. But, I still love him. He’s like a son to me and I have unconditional love for him.

To make him feel better, go ahead and leave him a comment. It’s important to him, so I want to support him.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the US followers.

Love,
David Strassman

Blow Outs!

Oh oh! Chuck and Dave had a blow out. And, I don’t mean tires!

Love,
Ted. E. Bare

Cutey-ness

Today Dave took me shopping and all the girls stopped to talk to me. We are a big hit here in Australia, but even in America girls seem to like me better than Chuck. I tell them that Chuck has changed, but they always grin and sometimes they wink at me and say: “Oooh, Ted E. you’re so cute!”

What does it mean?

Love,
Ted E.

Brainwashing?

David Strassman talked to me and Chuck. He said it doesn’t make us bad to think bad thoughts. It’s normal. We just have to do good things so we don’t think bad thoughts. He says for us to keep ourselves busy with things that are good for us. So, we all went for a walk. Under his breath I heard Chuck mumble: “Brain washing.” That’s funny. Who washes their brain?

Haha.
Ted E.Bare

Thinking Bad Things...

Chuck wants to know if thinking bad things makes someone a bad person. I don’t know. I think bad stuff sometimes. Where does it come from, Dave?
Am I baaad?

Love,
Ted E. Bare
http://www.ventriloquist-david-strassman.com

Nutty Dave.

David is funny. Today, he was running around the house like a chicken with his head cut off. He couldn’t find his car keys and they were in his hand the whole entire time! He is nutty sometimes. When I looked at Chuck he was about to say something and then he rolled his eyes and smiled. Chuck is doing so much better. A month ago, he would have said: “You’re an idiot!”

Love,
Ted E. Bare

Apple Pie ala Mode

Hi Everybody!

Dave is not only the best ventriloquist, but he can also make an apple pie like no one else. He said with ice cream, it’s called ala mode. French is a funny and cute language.

XOXOXO,
Ted E. Bare

Vote America!

I love being home. I like my room. It makes me feel real cozy inside. It's getting colder and I have to wear my warm house slippers now.

I love you guys.

Stay warm and David Strassman says: GO VOTE, AMERICA!!!

Love,
Ted E. Bare

Back Again!

We’re already back from Awestralia. This time things were much calmer and Chuck was being a team with Dave and me. The shows were better than ever and I was having so much fun on stage.

Dave wanted me to tell all you Americans that Dave's DVDs are now available on Amazon.com in US DVD Format. Go there!

http://www.amazon.com/Strassman-Live/dp/B001GPL124/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1225496581&sr=1-1

Bye,
Ted. E. Bare