Birthday Cake

Hey Guys,

I'm in a right old mess. I think its Chucks birthday soon and I've been trying to bake him a cake but i'm not very good at cakes. I didn't want anyone to know so it could be a surprise so I waited till chuck and Dave had gone to the store. Then I got out the flour, eggs, butter and icing sugar and chocolate sprinkles and candles and mixed them all up in a bowl. The flour kept going 'poof' and made me sneeze and the butter was all slippery and it kept trying to get away. Anyway, eventually it was all mixed up and I put it in the oven. It smelled really nice at first, then it smelt a bit funny, then it smelt horrible. I took it out of the oven but it was all black and the candles had melted so I threw it in the trash. When Dave and Chuck got back from the store it still smelt bad, so I blamed it on Kevin, poor kevin.

grounded again

Hey Guys,

Nothing much to report. I've been stuck indoors because I ate all the chocolates and the special cake that Dave had bought for when his auntie came to visit. Dave told me to stay away from them but I couldn't help it, they tasted soo good. Dave was mad and grounded me, i've been in my room ever since. bummer.

Love Ted. E. Bare

xxxxx

The Park

Hi guys,

We just got back from the park, we were having a nice time, playing on the swings and climbing frame and we had an icecream, but then we went down to the pond to feed the ducks some bread and Chuck pushed me in the pond and the ducks tried to eat me. Dave pulled me out again but I was all soggy so we had to come home early, I didn't even get to go on the slide.

Lots of Hugs,

Ted. E. Bare
xxx

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Summer holiday

Hey Guys,

Sorry I havent posted in a while ive been on my summer holiday to Ireland, with angel, dave, kevin, grandpa fred and Chuck. We went on a plane across the sea. We usually go to Australia, but this time we had to get a different plane instead. We had a really nice time but it mostly rained and we got very wet. I did get to have some Guinness beer, which wasn't nice and made by head go funny. Chuck liked it though, so did Grandpa, they kept sneaking off to the pub while Dave wasnt looking. I think in going to go for a nap now,im really tired, Dave ses we are jet lagging, what ever that is.

Any way, byeeeeeee

Ted. E. Bare

turtle soup again

Hey Guys,
See I was right you can eat turtles, just not pet ones, wild ones might taste good too. il ask Dave if we can go to a restaurant at the weekend, I have been really good recently. Chuck has been good too recently so Dave might take both of us. Yay.

See you guys soon,

Love Ted. E. Bare xxxxx

Turtle Soup

Hey Guys,

I love turtles, but Dave ses I cant eat them because they are pets, but I saw in a restaurant had turtle soup on the menu, so you can eat them. Dave ses turtle soup is not made from turtle but it must be or it wouldn't be called turtle soup, would it, duuuh.

love Ted. E. Bare

Day off

I'm tired of performing, I need a day off. I want to go the beach and eat ice cream. Yep im decided im having a day out, don't tell Chuck cus he'll tell on me and I wont be able to go, shhhh, its a secret. Il tell you all about it wen I get back, bye xxx

Kalgoorlie trip

Hi guys, i'm very confused about skimpy girls and miners and lots of things in Kalgoorlie. Chuck told me stay in my room every night because lots of girls had most of their clothes stolen by miners, they were just in their underwhere and I didn't want anyone to steal my fur so I hid in my room until we could leave and come to Perth. Anyway, I'm safe now, no one is going to steal my fur, no way!

WA here we come!

I'm so excited, I love coming to Australia, can't wait to see you there! I like planes, but only when I can see out of the window, i like to see the fluffy clouds and the little people but I get scared if I can't see out, Chuck keeps saying he has a big suprise for me on the plane, I wonder what it is?

See you soon,

Ted.E.Bare

Rainy Day

I'm so sad, It was raining today. Me and Chuck were playing out in the
puddles and Dave made us come inside and dry off. Chuck put cloths
pegs on my ears...he said it would help me dry off but it just hurts!
Chuck is mean but at least he didn't put me in the clothes dryer. Dave
is mad at him!

Easter Bunny in my dreams!

I dreamed that the Easter Bunny came to my house and was mad at me.
He said... (I think it was a he? It's hard to tell with bunnies..)
He said I didn't eat enough chocolates last year and that I had to do my part this year.
I love chocolates.
And, I love chocolates.
I also love the chickies marshmellow yellow guys!
And, I love chocolates.
Chocolate bunnies.
I hope the Easter bunny won't get made at me for eating him.

Bad Mistake

I made a bad mistake going to the country where they make the wine. Now, Dave is making me pay for that. He said: “No more internet.” I am sad. I am crying now. Bye everybody. Maybe I can come back later.

Love you!
Ted. E. Bare

I in trouble.

I in trouble. Dave says that I have no right to leave without me telling him. I know he’s right.

Love,
Ted E.Bare

What's Wine Country?

Chuck and I are going to go on a little trip. It’s not that far away, where we are going to. I will let you know more later. Chuck says it’s called: “Wine Country”. That’s a funny name for a country.

We will be back on Sunday night. Have a fun time on your weekend, too.

Love,
Ted. E. Bare

We bettter don't go...

Chuck is funny. He wanted me to get Dave’s credit card out of his pocket so we can go to a far away place. I don’t like planes. They scare me. Everyone knows that, even Chuck.

So, he said that we could go on a train somewhere. Haha. Dave would really get mad about that. We better don’t.


Love,
Ted E. Bare

David Strassman and Ted E. Bare Wish Everyone a Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Love,
David Strassman and Ted E. Bare.

Chuck Wood is Making Me Mad.

Chuck tricked us, and David is really upsetted. He said Chuck is mentally deranged for acting possessed by the demon.

I hope things change soon. Chuck is making it hard to be happy around here, and he thinks it’s funny.

I don’t like Chuck sometimes.

Love,
Ted E. Bare