Birthday Cake

Hey Guys,

I'm in a right old mess. I think its Chucks birthday soon and I've been trying to bake him a cake but i'm not very good at cakes. I didn't want anyone to know so it could be a surprise so I waited till chuck and Dave had gone to the store. Then I got out the flour, eggs, butter and icing sugar and chocolate sprinkles and candles and mixed them all up in a bowl. The flour kept going 'poof' and made me sneeze and the butter was all slippery and it kept trying to get away. Anyway, eventually it was all mixed up and I put it in the oven. It smelled really nice at first, then it smelt a bit funny, then it smelt horrible. I took it out of the oven but it was all black and the candles had melted so I threw it in the trash. When Dave and Chuck got back from the store it still smelt bad, so I blamed it on Kevin, poor kevin.